Russia Wants To Annex The Moon:

It appears to me that the Red Square Ruskies are tipping too much Vodka lately with this power struggle and country take-overs of theirs.

Not only are they trying take over and control all the countries bordering the land of the broke Hammer and Cycle, now they want to lay claim to the moon. The probably heard from a reliable source that  vodka and cheese go together very well.

I would say if they ever pulled off this implausible idea they would have a distinct military advantage over every other country on Mother Earth.

On Frdiay, Comrade Rogozin one of Putin’s puppets stated; “since Russia is going to come to the moon forever, it doesn’t make much sense to keep making trips back and forth.” Instead, Rogozin says, “Moscow will plan on establishing a permanent base on the moon, which could mean that as its sole human occupants they’d essentially be in control up there.”

Putin and company are starting to sound like “the Korean Brat” with all of their off the wall dialog. Goota stay off that bottle Vladimir (his friends call him Val)