Wu-Tang-linked rapper cut off penis and leapt off balcony, say reports:

Tell me this boy doesn’t have a problem.

Andrew Johnson a rapper, whose stage name is Christ Bearer, an affiliate with the US group the Wu-Tang Clan; Johnson cut off his “Johnson” and then jumped off of a second story balcony.

After scraping the rapper off of the pavement, they put Johnson’s “Johnson” in a see thru plastic and the corpsmen immediately took the dummy to sick bay. When released from sick bay he probably will go to directly the psycho ward to see if he had all of his marbles.

It is not known if Johnson’s “Johnson” can be sewed back on but one thing for sure, Johnson certainly will be rapping with a very high pitched voice from here on.

If Andy or Christ or whatever his name is wants to do the job the right way I would recommend the grand canyon the next time, head first.

This is one Dude that can really be classified as a real dick or should we call him dick-less???