Monthly Archives: April 2014

Unspeakable crime

Posted on 04/14/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

$6M bail set for Utah woman in dead babies’ case: PLEASANT GROVE, Utah (AP) — A judge has set a $6 million bail for a 39 year old Utah woman Megan Huntsman accused of killing six babies she gave birth … Continue reading →

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Should have left your windows open dummy

Posted on 04/13/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Boston firefighters smash brand new BMW to access fire hydrant: Some dummy who thinks parking regulations are just for the little guys got a big surprise when he came back to pick up his ride and saw that the city’s … Continue reading →

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Magic – water out of thin air

Posted on 04/13/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Tower Pulls Drinking Water Out of Thin Air: This water tower is one of the most significant and practical discoveries in many years. Designer Arturo Vittori says his invention can provide remote villages with more than 25 gallons per tower … Continue reading →

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Ease off the sause guys

Posted on 04/12/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Russia Wants To Annex The Moon: It appears to me that the Red Square Ruskies are tipping too much Vodka lately with this power struggle and country take-overs of theirs. Not only are they trying take over and control all … Continue reading →

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Here is a lady with some sense

Posted on 04/11/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Rep. Barbara Lee: Bring all our troops home: Here is a lady with a little something between her ears. I would like to say “better late than never” but this move is about 13 years over-due. We should have never … Continue reading →

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It is about time

Posted on 04/11/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Iran’s UN nominee denied US visa: Gomer Pyle used to say “golly sarge, surprise, surprise!” OBAMA ADMINISTRATION SAYS it will not grant a visa to Hamid Aboutalebi, Iran’s pick for UN ambassador, who admitted he worked with the revolutionary student … Continue reading →

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The protocol door should swing both ways

Posted on 04/11/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Key agency endorses drug sentence change, but scolds Holder for jumping gun: The U.S. Sentencing Commission on Thursday endorsed shorter federal prison sentences for most drug dealers — but not before members of the agency scolded Attorney General Eric Holder … Continue reading →

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Calling Barney Fife into action

Posted on 04/11/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Rand Paul: ‘I Want All Pilots To Be Armed’: Bad idea Paul. This is all well and good if we could be assured that the ALL pilots were well trained in the use of the fire arms and do not … Continue reading →

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Kathleen is getting her hat

Posted on 04/11/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius Resigning: Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius will announce Friday she is stepping down, ABC News has confirmed. When the kitchen catches on fire, the head chef bails out, or something like that. The owner … Continue reading →

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Tighten up those Afros ladies – it is nothing personal

Posted on 04/11/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Black female lawmakers challenge Army hairstyle ban WASHINGTON – Black female lawmakers are urging Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel to reconsider revised Army regulations that ban hairstyles frequently worn by minority women in the military. I ask why?? You are in … Continue reading →

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