Berlusconi begins one-year community sentence:

The USA is not the only country in the world that has caught a severe case of “afflunenza.”

It has become almost a foregone conclusion that when some mega buckers get their rich asses in a jack pot they are going to either walk away clean or get such a ridiculously low sentence that it is laughable.

This 77 year old Italian multi-billionaire Silvio “The Slick” Berlusconi has dodged more bullets than Jesse James and Bat Masterson combined when they were trading shots in Dodge City and Deadwood.

                       
Silvio Berlusconi has an extensive record of criminal allegations, including abuse of office, defamation, extortion, child sexual abuse, perjury, mafia collusion, false accounting, embezzlement, money laundering, tax fraud, corruption and bribery of police officers and judges. He managed to accomplish all that before he had his morning capachino.

This guy is so well connected and filthy rich that he has had members of the Italian Parliament serve as his “ambulance chasers.”

By his own admission, from 1994 to 2006 Berlusconi has had “577 visits by police, 2,500 court hearings and spent more than 174 million euros in ambulance chasers fees. That is some serious soldi!!

On top of all of his criminal allegations, Silvio The Slick has a fixation and a tremendous appetite for the opposite sex, especially ladies that at in some case 50 years younger. The old boy must have spent part of his billions on Viagra stock so he could keep up with his hectic sexual paces.

With his tremendous wealth Silvio has bought anyone and everyone off for years keeping himself out of the Polizia Penitenziaria.

This last go-round with the law where he was convicted of corruption he really got his hand slapped with a stick of peperoni when he received a one year community service working with aging Italian people with dementia.

The logic behind the authorities decision to pick dementia patients for Silvio to work with because they won’t remember if he showed up or not.

So much for Italian justice and justice around the world.

Viva Italia