The hypocrisy of politics:

When it is all said and done MOST of the politicians are all cut out of the same cloth; they are just politicians.

The manner in which they attack one another at times it appears on the surface to be mortal combat. It is no secret that most of them hate one another but two minutes later following the show they put on  they are shaking hands, hugging and kiss each other.

Obama is telling Netanyahu not to wear too much make up; it is getting on his “Robert Hall” when they embrace.

Boehner is telling Obama “this handshake is bringing me to tears”.

Clinton is telling Obama “Is the deal with Hillary still on for 16″? ” You promised but we know how politicians keep their word”.

Obama is telling Perry “no Texas is not the capitol of the USA and no you can not have this chopper.”

Kerry is telling the guy he is hugging ” I hope my wife doesn’t find out about this, she is the one with all the soldi”.

Definition of POLITICIAN
: a person experienced in the art or science of government; especially : one actively engaged in conducting the business of a government

a : a person engaged in party politics as a profession

b : a person primarily interested in political office for selfish or other narrow usually short-sighted reasons

These people have lost sight of what they were elected for.

When they first get into office, like a kid with a new toy, they are like a mini-tornado blowing off their mouth, attempting to be noticed, trying to make a name for themselves. “A new broom sweeps clean”.

They are paid big money for what they do (or do not) and the perks are even better.

It doesn’t take long before the majority of them fall into the same rut and mindset of the seasoned veterans that have been screwing the public for years with all of their rhetoric and do nothing attitudes.

They spend more time bull-shitting and attempting to be politically correct “my esteemed colleague” than coming up with resolutions to the mostly simple commonsense issues. Again, commonsense is the key word.

Next to the Supreme Court that is made up of a bunch of decrepit old farts that refuse to retire or make a decision, that take 6 months to turn the page of a book, politicians are as worthless as tits on a bull.

They have the system down pat. The longer it takes them to make a decision and the more difficult they make it look, the more they can justify their justification for the justices.

Unfortunately this manner of doing business in politics is not restricted to federal politicians. The history books are filled with political thieves from every sector ingratiating themselves to others and lining their bank books with all they can steal. Right Ray??? Some get caught and other go for years undetected. Right Ray??

I like definition b: a person primarily interested in political office for selfish or other narrow usually short-sighted reasons. I fits most of them to a “T”.

The vast majority of the decisions they have to make are commonsense issues that can and should be resolved with ease and in very short order. You notice I did say commonsense.

They drag it out with their political circus acts for months and years at a time. It is all about them and the American people are gum on the bottom of their shoes.

Politicians just like athletes should be paid on an incentive program; the more they accomplish the more they make. As it stands now I would be embarrassed if I were one them to accept my monthly check (yes the same check they voted in, if the government would shut down, their pays would not be affected).

Now ladies and gents, who do you think these bums are looking out for, themselves or the people that voted them into office???

They are like some guy I used to know that ate steak while his kids were eating liver and that is when he fed them.

They are brain washed by their other useless/dead-weight counterparts from the time they take the oath of office that their devotion and loyalty is supposed to be for the political party they represent and forget about the people. It always is “what is best for the party.”

I will admit that there are some decent politicians like Rick Perry that are looking out for the citizens of his state but they are far and few in between. Their basic concern is “what’s in it for me”. “Who do I have to payback for donating to my election campaign”?

I think that the 79% disapproval rating they are getting pretty much tell the story.

I have a solution for these handshaking, hugging, backslappers to settle their disputes.

With all of the money the government pisses away, they should take a few dollars and build a very small MMA ring (mixed martial arts) so they can’t run from one another. Put the dissenters into the ring and lock the gate so they can’t get out and may the best man win.

I know that seems a little barbaric but at least the general public can get something for their money by being entertained watching the track stars in action.

“I will second the motion made by me esteem colleague”!