Man assaults jogger, discovers she’s a Deputy U.S. Marshal:

There is “Dumb and there is Dumber”; this punk is both of them.

PITTSBURGH, Pa.– A man allegedly grabbed a jogger’s buttocks and pulled down her shorts Tuesday, and then found out she was an off-duty Deputy U.S. Marshal, reports CBS Pittsburgh.

The victim of the “ass grabber” 19-year-old Robert Flynn was jogging when police say she was assaulted by this pervert.

The deputy said she had seen Flynn standing along the trail and when she passed him, he began running behind her.

After Flynn got a handful of the deputy’s keaster and pulled down her skives he took off running, with the deputy in hot pursuit yelling; “Federal marshal, stop” which the horny punk ignored.

The 6-feet-4-inches tall and 210 pound “ass grabbing dummy” must have been in poor physical condition and was out run and cornered by the 5-feet-5-inches tall – 150 pound marshal.

While Flynn was bending over trying to catch his breath, the deputy kicked him square in his nuts so hard  his eye balls spun around and bells went off in his head.  It looked like a slot machine when someone hits a jackpot.

Bail for the weirdo was set at $500,000 cash bond. He is facing charges including aggravated assault, indecent assault and escape.

This guy probably can’t even afford the new 2.00 Jalapeno burger at the Golden Arches let alone a half a million bail.

Maybe he can try to play with the ass of one of his homies while in the slams. They will show him what a jail house attitude adjustment looks like.