Joran Van Der Sloot Offers A Glimpse Of His Life In A Peruvian Maximum Security Prison:

Get the bucket and crying towel out for this heartless, spineless piece of garbage.

The convicted killer Joran van der Slut produced a video of himself in a Peruvian prison where he is serving a 28-year sentence for the 2010 murder of Peruvian Stephany Flores.

He still is the chief suspect in the 2005 disappearance of Alabama teen Natalee Holloway in Aruba.

Van Der Slut claims he shot the video for his own personal protection and security. Evidently he feels that his life is in jeopardy. I can’t even imagine why a foreign killer in a Peruvian prison, that killer a local girl would feel their life is in peril. Stranger!!

The 27-year-old Dutch citizen, Van der Slut was transferred last month from Piedras Gordas penitentiary to the max security Challapalca prison.

The slime bag forgot to mention the reason he was transferred to maximum security prison is that he starting a fight with another inmate in the Lima prison and then threatening to kill the warden. Just a small detail. This creep is always the victim.

Before being transferred, Van der Slut recorded a video in which he showed the conditions in his old cell to show he was not staying at the Four Seasons’. Maybe room service isn’t too his liking?

Under Peruvian law Van der Slut was allowed to marry his Peruvian girlfriend in a prison ceremony last month and the blushing bride is expecting this month. He is set to be a father in September. Do the math. Van der Slut married this nit-witted women last month and the “blushing bride” is have a kid next this month. Possibly the incubation period in Peru is much quicker then the rest of the world?

I know that the Peruvian people have a warm heart and caring people but to give Van der Slut conjugal rights is insane. Possibly they will start give this bum an over-night pass to visit her at home. If they are not careful this nut case my kill his bride while they are sharing intimate moments. He has a history of that.

Van der Slut is still the major suspect in the Natalie Holloway murder. She vanished while on a graduation trip to the Caribbean island.

Once his sentence in Peru has ended, he is to be extradited to the United States to face trial on charges he extorted and defrauded Holloway’s mother shortly before traveling to Peru in 2010.

This heartless bastard took $25,000 from the Natalie’s mother, under the pretenses of leading her to her daughters body. Naturally he didn’t keep his word. He also has a bad habit of that too.

With any luck Van der Slut is going to cross paths with the wrong guy and will never make it back to the USA for trial. Wishful thinking.