Monthly Archives: September 2014

I am all broken up over this

Posted on 09/26/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

North Korea Admits Kim Jong Un Is In Ill Health: Poor thing. Where do we send the flowers? The “Kid Dick-tator” must have been partying too hard, eating and drinking like a pig while the majority of his people are … Continue reading →

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Holder is getting his hat

Posted on 09/25/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Holder resigning as attorney general, officials say: I was elated to hear that Erik Holder was making his exit.  Not many tears are going to be shed over this revelation. This guy used his position as AG just like Attila … Continue reading →

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You’ve come a long way baby

Posted on 09/25/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Meet the Female Pilot Who Led Airstrike on ISIS:           and yes she is a Muslim. It seems only apropos that a female pilot was leading the assault on ISIS. Being that the extreme/radical Muslims view women … Continue reading →

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A sport he is not

Posted on 09/25/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Tarnishing the Lone Star Stripper: Jerry Jones paid me hush money: Come clean Jerry; the truth will set you free and save you a lot of ambulance chasers fees. A former stripper is suing billionaire Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones … Continue reading →

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From Rags to Riches and back to Rags

Posted on 09/24/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Phil Spector is just another pathetic story in the long line of celebs that thought they could “walk on water”. Some of them do beat the system and others don’t. Phil landed in the losers’ category. In his heyday Philly … Continue reading →

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I don’t know what is worse

Posted on 09/23/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

What is worse; the disease or the remedy?? At night when I am sitting down watching the “boob tube” and see commercials for some medications it makes my skin crawl. I always say; “what the hell is worse, the disease … Continue reading →

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Jamsmine is a real boob

Posted on 09/22/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Huntington Post Jasmine Tridevil Gets Third Boob ‘Because I Don’t Want To Date Anymore’: Is this broad is a real nuts case or a complete  “boob”? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/22/woman-gets-third-boob-jasmine-tridevil_n_5862184.html Jasmine is certainly going thru some monumental gyrations attempting not to be noticed … Continue reading →

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Leave the sawing to the carpenters

Posted on 09/22/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Always leave the sawing to a carpenters: If Mr. Obama doesn’t permit his top generals in the armed forces to run this war against the terrorists organizations were are now facing as they see fit, the USA is in for … Continue reading →

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What goes around – comes around

Posted on 09/21/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

PARENTS KILLER LYLE MENENDEZ SECRET GAY LIFE IN JAIL Sissy boy, one of “the parent killer” finally found something in his miserable life he is good at. Look at this pathetic prick crying and feeling sorry for himself. His new … Continue reading →

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Because his back was against the wall

Posted on 09/20/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

NFL Chief Roger Goodell after Scandals: ‘Now, I Will Get It Right’ Tell me that the NFL isn’t “pumped up” if they can afford to pay their top Honcho 44.2 million a year! That is some piece of change. He … Continue reading →

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