Michigan funeral home provides drive-thru option:

The epitome of laziness. No wonder so many Americans’ shoes don’t get wet when it rains.

This may be a good idea for the people that are sick and can’t get around too well but how many of them go to wakes?

In this country we have drive-in movies, drive-in beverage stores, drive-in choke and pukes and thanks to some innovative funeral home owner, we have drive-in funeral homes.

Now the visitor for the deceased do not have to exit their “rides” to pay their last respects. The owner of Paradise Funeral Chapel in Saginaw was pretty ingenious; maybe.

Looking at the picture I see two mistakes. If the casket is face the drive-thru, how can the visitors inside view the deceased?  Secondly,  the funeral director left out was a place to put the “boost .“ It is only fitting that the family of the dearly departed be given a few dollars so they can throw a party to celebrate the passing of their family member.

The director should go back to the drawing board and put in one of those vacuum jobs like the banks have to collect the soldi.

It may be just a rumor but I heard that some enterprising whore house owner in Nevada is going to open a drive-in “poon tang poking palace” where the hookers go out to the john’s car to take care of business. Now we have it all.

In the USA we want to make living as easy and convenient as possible. Save your energy for the good stuff folks.