Huntington Post

Woman Sets Man Ablaze After He Throws Out Her Spaghetti:

Talk about a “pissed of pasta lady.” She takes her balls very seriously.

This “fiery” Florida woman Melissa Dawn Sellers, 33, is charged with aggravated battery after she set her boyfriend on fire after he threw out her spaghetti and meatballs.

42-year-old Carlos Ortiz Jr. who has been described as Sellers’ “roommate or lover” depending who a person talks to; found himself on the receiving end of this women’s violent sensitivity to having someone diss her spaggs and balls.

“You want to talk about over cooking; I’ll show you over cooking.”

After Ortiz rejected Sellers epicurean delight she threw nail polish remover all over the picky eater and then set him on fire.

Ortiz suffered burns to his face, shoulders and chest and was taken to a hospital in critical condition.

Ines Causevic, a friend of Ortiz who witnessed the incident, said that Sellers had a change of heart after the fact and did throw water on Ortiz and rip his shirt off in an attempt to put out the flames. This broad is not only crazy but stupid not knowing that water on that type of fire made the flames spread further.

The moral to this blazing story is; a man should never have the balls to mess with a a pyromaniacs’  spaggs and balls unless he is dressed for the occasion.