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Ohio veteran found guilty, fined over pet ducks:

An Ohio Army veteran who says his pet ducks help relieve his post-traumatic stress disorder and depression has been convicted of a minor misdemeanor for keeping them.

Darin Welker was cited for violating a ban on keeping farm animals in West Lafayette, a village 80 miles east of Columbus. He was found guilty Wednesday and was fined $50 plus court costs.

Who gives a fuck if this veteran has a few ducks?? I think they are beautiful animals. They are probably cleaner than a lot of the guys neighbors, especially the low life “snake” that complained about the pets.

If it is good enough for Aflack it should be good enough for a veteran. Duck – goose whats the difference???

Doesn’t this pathetic court systems have anything better to do than to charge and convict  someone for having a pet duck? It isn’t like the guy has a gorilla or a lion.

Give a guy that served his country a break and find something else better to do than bust his balls about a few fuckin ducks. Is this the way you say thanks to someone that put their life on the line for your greasy ass??

The prosecutor of that “bo-dunk town” said his hands were tied; that is the law. CHANGE THE LAW PAL!!

Thanks for serving Darin!!! There are a few of us out here that appreciate your service.  Hope you get to keep your pets.

Semper Fi