INDIA:

Here is a good one to make all you sports fans “ralph” who have a weak stomach. Hope you ate breakfast already.

A man in India went to the see the “saw bones” (aka doctor) complaining of a nagging buzzing in his ear and was diagnosed with aural myasis, a condition caused by fly larvae infesting in a person’s ear or nose.

Dr. Vikram Yadav, the attending physician  at sick bay proceeded to remove hundreds of live maggots from his unidentified patient’s ear.

The Dutyfull Doc believes house flies likely flew into his patient’s ear and laid eggs while he was sleeping.

After being released from sick bay, the unnamed patient decided to try and “make lemonade out of his lemons” and capitalize from his unpleasant experience.

We will call the guy Angelo even though he is Indian; imported 1,000’s of pars of ear muffs from Minnesota which “the maggot man” made a small fortune on selling them to all his friends, neighbors and surrounding village people.

Maggot Man’s as he is now known in the hood, was not finished yet. His next venture  is selling hockey masks to all of the cobra charmers to keep them from getting bite on their face.

This entrepreneur dude is brilliant. We haven’t heard the last from Maggot Man.