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Man accused of sexual assault was beaten by his nephew:

Police say a South Carolina man accused of sexually assaulting his nephew’s girlfriend wound up with his nephew doing the trantanella on his face.

The perverted William Mattson was charged with first-degree criminal sexual conduct and being held without bond.

Mattson was arrested New Year’s Day after his nephew told the cops that he came home, found his girlfriend and uncle in bed together and his uncle was assaulting her.

The nephew said his uncle resisted when he tried to pull him out of the bed, so he beat him continually as he drug him out of the house.

Too bad the nephew didn’t have a baseball bat with some spikes in it; he could have done a better job.

The nephew was not charged with any crime because he was defending his girlfriend.