Through the course of a year new words are added to the English dictionaries to legitimise their usage.

Last year we had the word affluenza describing a person that is too affluent/rich to put in jail.

Now we are working on getting another new word into the Webster, Breastaurants; describing an eatery that employs big busted ladies to attract more customers, especially the horny male population.

It appears that the owners have struck gold. The scantily dressed ladies seemed to have rejuvenated the restaurant business.  I bet their customers could not tell you what color their eyes are.

This scenario was started about 30 years ago when Hooters came on the scene. These new copycat boobaurants are picking up where Hooters left off.

So when it comes to choosing which chow hall to dine in, the public has spoken. The Breastaurnunts around the country are putting a hurtin on some of the old favorites like Olive Garden and TGI Friday’s. Their drop in sales are certainly reflecting the downturn.

Sales in eateries like the Tilted Kilt, Twin Peaks and Brick House, all named appropriately, featuring big breasted babes (lets give a little credit to the push-up bras) that are scantily clad, have grown at a double-digit pace over the last year, according to a food market research firm.

These numbers are a very strong indicator of what the diner is more interested in; good food or big knockers.

The restaurant biz, especially the ones that feature half naked ladies have a notorious rep for sexual harassment by its customers. Nearly 80 of the ladies that work in these establishments claim they have been assaulted at one time or another.

There is an old saying that goes, most men think with their wrong head. Mix that woody of his with a few brews and some boobs being stuck into is face all night, that is a sure recipe for trouble.

I know for a long while Seattle and a few other enterprising cities in the country had some little coffee shacks scattered around that generated a hell of a lot of business with their half naked baristas working there.

The mostly male customers would be reward themselves double fold when going to work by getting a good buzz for that strong Seattle coffee and then having that libido pumped up at 0730 in the morning as the young ladies hang out the window to give them change.

I think the only way to best this new trend is for the ladies to go topless. Even the priest can’t keep his off off those hooters. Bless you my daughter!!!