Ladies; if you go to the corner to pick up some cancer sticks and a bottle of  Thunderbird for the old man you better take all of your valuables with you.

A lady from New York went out shopping or said she was going shopping, if you know what I mean; when she came home her house was demolished. She had to be gone for quite sometime. This is not a 15 minute job.

It is not clear whether her old man was smoking crack or is a crackpot but he rented an excavator while she was going and leveled her house.

http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2015/01/22/pkg-husband-destroys-home.news-12-westchester

It is a good bet that the old man will not get any supper tonight or any nookie for a long time.

I knew another screwball in New York years back. His wife was out and called him that she hit the big one on  the lottery. When she got home her entire family room was in shambles. The old man got so excited he start breaking things. You know how those New Yorkers are. That is when she told him she was only kidding.