Monthly Archives: January 2015

From prisoner to hero

Posted on 01/14/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News Florida teen to be honored for helping to save life of booking police officer: Instead of being slammed for his parole violation this teenaged bad boy Jamal Rutledge 17 is being honored for his assistance in saving the … Continue reading →

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Beer – bratwurst – boobs

Posted on 01/13/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Through the course of a year new words are added to the English dictionaries to legitimise their usage. Last year we had the word affluenza describing a person that is too affluent/rich to put in jail. Now we are working on … Continue reading →

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No quacked up to what they were supposed to be

Posted on 01/13/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Ohio State wins college football’s national championship in style:            Congrats to the under-dog Buckeyes; they made Oregon look like a bunch of sitting ducks last night in a game that rivaled a Super Bowl. Early … Continue reading →

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The Serpico of politicians

Posted on 01/12/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Dems pitch controversial plan to tax Wall Street, to pay for new middle-class credit: It is about time the high flying fellas on Knob Hill kick in a little extra. Where is it written that the middle working class is … Continue reading →

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USA – no show in Paris rally

Posted on 01/12/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Will they the Obama administration ever admit they were wrong about anything?? Headlines this morning CNN: Where was Obama? We are getting down to serious business when networks like CNN are questioning Obama and not agreeing with some of his stunts. … Continue reading →

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An absolute new low

Posted on 01/11/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

CNN Explosives strapped to girl kill 20 people at Nigerian market: It appears that the terrorists around the world are playing a game of can you top this. The homicidal maniac Boko Haram is supposed to be behind this gruesome attack. … Continue reading →

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Lassana the hero

Posted on 01/10/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Lassana Bathily, Muslim Employee At Kosher Market, Saved Several People During Paris Hostage Situation: It is refreshing to have something good to comment on in this horrific situation in Paris. Out of the rubble came a hero. There is no … Continue reading →

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Don’t piss off junior

Posted on 01/10/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

To all of you permissive, enabling, filthy rich parents out there; you better not cut off junior’s allowance or piss them off; it may be your last Custer’s last Stand. Thomas Gilbert, the son of a very wealthy hedge fund … Continue reading →

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Put a hold on Holder

Posted on 01/10/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Attorney General Eric Holder to go to Paris in wake of attack: Sending Erik Holder, the pacifistic, ultra-liberal, PC connoisseur , a person with no military experience to France for a meeting that will address terrorist threats, foreign fighters and countering … Continue reading →

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Learn by your mistakes

Posted on 01/09/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

I would like to commend the French government, police and Army for a stellar job in bring these murderous terrorists to their final resting place. It is only fitting that people who believe in a hand for a hand should … Continue reading →

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