Joe Biden takes his time in deciding on a 2016 presidential run:
Message from the to      

Joe Buddy;

You don’t have a prayer. Give the money that you collect from your supporters to the homeless or a charity of your choice and let’s call it a day.

You may be one hell of a guy on a social level but as a politician, just the run of the mill.

If you are bored and looking for something to do, I hear that SNL is looking for a good stand-up comic; that is the direction I would advise you to take.

Respectfully

Commander and Chief