Oregon Senate passes bill allowing bicycles, motorcycles to run red lights:
Line up the ambulance chaser in the Land of Beavers; they are going to have a field-day.
I think the people on the naming committee could have been a little more creative when they gave their state a nickname. Come on; Beaver State!!!
The legal beavers (legislators) in Oregon must have been smoking some of that funny weed that they just made legal. No one in their right mind would pass such an obviously dangerous law if they were sober.
I understand the next issue that is up for scrutiny in Beaver Land by it’s legislators is allowing suicidal skydivers to jump without parachutes. Gotta pass hands down.
The roofers in those areas are gearing up to put 2 foot thick steel reinforced roofs on all the homes as a safety precaution.
Scoop submitted by RM
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