Hillary Clinton has a new position on same-sex marriage:

Dudes; what do you think Bill’s wife is going to say to get the votes; absolutely yes; to anything she has too.

It may be just a rumor but I heard that Mrs. B  was putting her stamp of approval on long range, multi-billion study of elephants and ants trying to reproduce. Normal insemination for the ant is strictly out of the question. You know, size and all. We don’t even want to get into the weight issue; not PC acceptable.

As I said; it may just be a rumor.  The final outcome on all of the politicians’ decision will depend solely on the way the wind is blowing the morning of the vote. North to south, yeah – east to west, nay. – No wind at all, not possible in DC. They may even be considering a coin toss depending on what Al Roker has to say.  How much more impartial and democratic can it be.

What a difference a couple of years make. As a candidate in 2008, Mrs. Bill was putting the nix on same-sex marriage. That was until they got a north to south wind in DC.

We all know the same sad tale; whatever is best for the party.

That pathetic cliche the politicians constantly use during their brassy campaigns wants me to regurgitate the pasta fagioli I just ate for dinner.

Ladies; make sure to save the ham bone from the next ham you prepare. Put the bone in your next pot of pasta fagioli. The bone makes the flavor. Leave plenty of meat on the bone so your old man has something to chew on.  Better the bone than you.