I am sure that a lot of people can relate to this story.

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A group of golfing buddies, all in their 40’s, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because it wasn’t far from the course,
the waitresses were young, good looking, showed lots of cleavage and wore short-shorts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the golfing buddies once again discussed where they should meet
for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the food and service
was good, they had many televisions to watch the games on, and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the gang again discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because there was plenty of parking,
they could dine in peace, and it was good value for the money.

Ten years later, at age 70, they discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was
agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible
and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because they had never been there before.

Submitted by RV

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An older guy goes to his doctor for his yearly physical.

He gets a call from the doc three days later telling him he better get in to see him right away.

The guy goes back to the doctors office.

The doc tells him he has some bad news for him.

Whats the problem asked the guy?

The doc says he has two serious problems. Which one doe he want to hear first.

Tell me the worst news first doc.

Doc says; sorry to tell you John you have cancer.

Cancer; how long to I have to live?

About three weeks.

Jesus Christ, that is horrible news; whats next?

The doc tell him he has alzheimers too.

Alzheimers; the guy thought for a second and said with a little relief; well thats not too bad at least I don’t have cancer.