Monthly Archives: April 2015

Hu is finally on first

Posted on 04/22/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

For some of you that are too young to remember this skit by Abbott and Lou Costello here it is. One of the most original skits of all times.

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Next one will be a bomb

Posted on 04/22/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

 Drone with radioactive material found on Japanese Prime Minister’s office roof: Unfortunately people in general are not smart enough to understand that some potentially dangerous inventions/ideas/innovations should be nipped in the bud before these well intended advances go haywire and … Continue reading →

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Its a bird – its a plane – no its a Maglev

Posted on 04/21/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Japan’s maglev train breaks its own speed record: Always late for work? Move to Japan and your tardiness will be a thing of the past. TOKYO – The Japanese Maglev train broke its own record. The train that sits slightly above the tracks, … Continue reading →

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Monkey see – dummy do

Posted on 04/21/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

For years I have always heard the nonsensical argument that celebrities and the media do not have any influence over kids. Well here is a prime example of what I have been saying. Evidently reality TV star Kylie Jenner has … Continue reading →

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They might cut off her water

Posted on 04/21/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Hillary Clinton Calls For ‘Toppling’ The 1 Percent: This lady must have some screws loose. In a meeting with economists this year, Mrs. Clinton intensely studied a chart that showed the income inequality in the United States between the haves … Continue reading →

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Anyone taking bets???

Posted on 04/21/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

These 7 Drug Dealers Were Caught Red-Handed. Instead Of Jail, They Get A Second Chance:   I am all for giving any person a second chance but in this case we are not talking about the run of the mill … Continue reading →

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Too little too late

Posted on 04/21/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Pope Accepts Resignation Of Bishop Robert Finn For Not Reporting Abuse: Guys like this bishop are far worse than the pedophiles they have been sheltering. I really don’t know how they can face the congregation on a daily basis or … Continue reading →

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Payola

Posted on 04/20/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

There used to be an illegal practice in the radio business called Payola where a disc jockey would continually play a record 100’s of time over and over to enhance to sales for a new record. In return for his … Continue reading →

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Special delivery Mr. O – no need to sign

Posted on 04/19/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Gyrocopter Pilot Expected to Be Stopped on Way to Capitol Lawn: A Florida mailman made a special delivery last week and flew his gyrocopter through restricted airspace and landed on the Capitol lawn. What the hell does restricted air space mean??? Obviously … Continue reading →

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Let’s kill someone because we are bored

Posted on 04/19/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

‘Bored’ Oklahoma teen convicted in random ‘thrill kill’: Welcome to America one and all; to the land of milk and honey; maybe. Make sure to send your kids here for a better education but there is no guarantee that they … Continue reading →

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