From selling Poon Tang to a Butt Builder


Madam gets 10 years after buttocks-enhancement death:

Tricks must have been getting pretty slow in the Poon-Tang trade for a local Philly resident. That being said; those circumstances enticed a former madam to go from selling trim to doing illegal plastic surgery.

Padge-Victoria Windslowe who is a former madam in the City of Brotherly Love was sentenced Thursday to 10 to 20 years in prison after one of her patients, a professional dancer died that felt the need to get her butt blown up. The unnamed lady died after her heart stopped when Windslowe injected a half of a gallon of silicone into her rear end cheeks.

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Because of her newly acquired sideline as a phony plastic surgeon, in her circles Windslowe was dubbed the Michelangelo of buttocks injections. I would say that is stretching the truth a bit as well as the booty.

I never knew the danger of this product,”Michelangelo told Common Pleas Court Judge Rosemarie DeFino-Nastasi. I gave it to myself and my friends. We grew up with it.  I think the lady has a few screws loose.

I have always maintained that if a person’s mother or father was ugly so goes their offspring. Don’t try to fight it.

Sad to say many people are dissatisfied with the body  they were born with. In 2013 alone Americans spent $11 billion last year on face lifts, Botox, breast augmentations.

To me nothing can look worse than an elderly lady whose skin is all wrinkled up and has these two half a cantaloupes hanging off of her chest or a person whose face is stretched as tight as a piano wire and their neck looks like a piece of overcooked tripe.

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Popeye says; I yam who I yam!!  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzHmunZxJeM

A person is much more attractive by letting themselves get old gracefully. The stress level is a lot more tolerable. Everyone knows how old they are, why try to hide it. The neck is the tell tale clew.

Most probably most plastic surgeries have been successful in recent years with new technology but there have been some real horror stories as well. No one can convince me that the lady but the balloon ass is attractive.  Ask the lady on the left if she owuld do it over again.

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I think plastic surgery is a great option for people who have had an accidents or were born with a deformity but to try change our natural appearances is very foolish and can be fatal as many have found out.

Be that as it may; if someone is that desperate that they feel the need to change their apperance they should go to a qualified plastic surgeon instead of some hacker that is working out of their garage.

As far a s I am concerned the ex-madam got off very easy with the 10 – 20 year sentence. I wonder what kind of new hobby she is going to take up while in the slams. Chances are she may even take up unlicensed dentistry.

No thanks Padge; I will live with the cavity.

Commander and Chief

 

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