A match made in heaven or on the Links?


24 year old Pro Golfer Danny Lee Wins Greenbrier Classic – Really Wishes He Had a Girlfriend

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After winning his first PGA tournament, Danny Lee told a reporter that he  just wanted a friend—a female one preferably. The poor soul must be very lonely!!

I am sure with the $1.2 million he netted he won’t have a problem finding one.

I don’t know what he meant by preferably; it should be a yeah or a nay.  I guess in this day and age the options are endless.

If Danny is having a problem shaking the the hook-up tree, I think I have a perfect match for the chip and putter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI02_UJ1C6I

This song was recorded by this little girl in 1986 when she was about 6 years old. That would make her about 35 today. What difference does a few years make? Maybe be like older chicks.

Melissa Lynn may be a little older than Danny but they probably would fulfill each-other’s needs.  She needs a few dollars for her front teeth and Danny needs a companion – a female preferably.

I am sure if Danny boy springs for her choppers the little crooner would be glad to hook up with the now wealthy golfer.

A couple word to the wise for Danny. There are some real sharks (male and female) out there with no scruples when it comes to the green stuff. Get yourself a good safety deposit box. If they say they love you on the first date; it is all eee

Commander and Chief

 

 

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