For all of you horny old hackers out there that want to put the spark back in your game; there is a new golfette named Paige Spiranac on the circuits that is raising a few eye brows and other things.
The experts are not sure yet how good a golfer she is but one thing everyone agrees on, she has a hell of a swing.
Caution; there are a few dangers in playing with this young exhibitionist. One of her male players was on the links with her. He was approaching 18 where there was a water crossing, he was walking kind of funny because he had a woodie, lost his balance, slipped on the wet grass and pole vaulted into the lake. That cost him the hole.
If Paige doesn’t make is as a pro-golfer, I am sure that The Playboy Mansion has an extra bed that would accommodate her. Hughie could always use another companion.
In the meantime the young lady is getting exactly what she wants; lots of attention.
Anybody for 36 or 72 boys?
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