It appears that the decision makers and buyers in the City by the Bay, may be victims of the Snake Oil salesmen descendants from yesteryear.

We all know the old saying; the guy was so sharp, he could sell ice-cubes to an Eskimo or in this case, sell piss proof paint to the city of San Francisco.

Some sharpie just sold the City of San Fran a bill of goods. I don’t know what the name brand of the product is but the best I can come up with for a proper name is Triple P or Piss Proof Paint. 

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/25/us/san-francisco-pee-proof-paint/

For years the city has had a problem with drunks and homeless people pissing on walls. As we all know, that smell can be very pungent and annoying to the senses especially in a hot climate.

They discovered that a few cities in Germany are experiencing the same problems. Some very sharp German entrepreneur spent days and nights in his lab developing a piss proof paint. The diagram above basically depicts how the paint works. When a person pisses on the wall it bounces back at them. Genius!!!!

Common-sense; a word that I use frequently dictates; if I was pissing on a wall and it was splashing back at me; COMMON-SENSE would tell me to move back about a foot or so and piss on the sidewalk instead.

By using a super complex mathematical calculation, based on the anatomy of the man pissing, it will tell him how far to backup. You get the drift.

To the buyers in San Francisco. I still have about 300,000 acres of swamp land left in the Okefenokee swamps.  Better hurry, they are going fast. Possibly your German connection will be interested as well. Turnaround is fair play.

The San Fransisconites may have another problem on the hands or maybe by their feet that they have not addressed yet. They have not yet figured out how to control the women that are relieving in the same manner as their male counterparts.

I think it would be a lot cheaper and make more COMMON SENSE to buy about 5 or 6 thousand 5 gallon buckets and issue them to all of the offenders. The buckets will accommodate both the male and female. Downside to that solution; disposal will always be the hang up.

If I had to guess; the people that pissed in the buckets would just throw it on the walls.

Let’s face it; there are some conditions that exist there is no solution to.