Florida shooting range to serve alcohol in restaurant:

Some of the city fathers in Dayton must have gone to imbecile school and graduated with a 5.0. They just approved a permit for one of the town’s eateries to have a bar and a indoor shooting range in one facility. Hello!!!!!

Makes sense to me. What goes better together than booze, bullets and broads with big bazookas? They are a great combination.

This is how it works. Some dude goes into this gin mill that has a indoor shooting range with his voluptuous old lady to have a few drinks. While he is there he figures he may as well pop off a few rounds, so he brought Dirty Harry along for the ride.

Two or three hours go by and the dude and his chick are getting pretty shit faced banging down those shots and beers. Putting the icing on the cake, his old lady is wearing a halter top that leaves her as exposed as the day she popped into this world.

Lets see; we now have a hot tempered drunk – a gun – a sexy old lady that doesn’t mind flashing her Hooters around and another drunk that can’t keep his eyes off the broad and his hands off her butt.

Drunk # 1 is standing at the bar with his chick when the drunk # 2 walks by and grabs a handful of his old lady ass.

The rest is really history. Drunk # 1 cracks the drunk # 2 with his beer bottle – drunk # 2 pulls out his piece and takes a shot at drunk #1 – so drunk misses drunk # 1  and hits drunk # 1’s broad.

By that time drunk # 1 has a chance to get out Dirty Harry and blows a gaping hole in drunk # 2 head.

Dirty Harry is so powerful that the round goes through drunk # 2’s head and hits two other people, killing one of them.

Common sense tells me that booze, bullets and broads with big bazookas do not mix. But who I am I to judge?

From what I understand there is another joker in town that wants to open a combination child’s day care facility and strip joint. The city father are stuck on this one. The vote is hung up at 3 – 2; has to be unanimous.

Makes about as much sense as when TSA was considering allowing small knives to be carried on board a plane. What the hell am I missing???

USA TODAY: June 5 2013

The head of the Transportation Security Administration announced Wednesday he would drop his effort to allow small knives and some sporting equipment in carry-on luggage on planes.