Monthly Archives: August 2015

Professional THUGS 101- (Cowards)

Posted on 08/19/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

93-year-old Tuskegee Airman robbed, then carjacked on same day:            It takes a first class certified THUGS to rob and carjack a 93 year old man. A WWII veteran, one of the prestigious Tuskegee Airmen whose … Continue reading →

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Can’t tell a player without a scorecard.

Posted on 08/18/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

White House Hires Its First Openly Transgender Staffer: I have one question. Was this transgender person hired because they were qualified or was it to fill a quota and appease the PC-ers? I have no personal objection to transgender or … Continue reading →

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They must be HIGH on something

Posted on 08/18/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Stairway to the stars: Company receives patent for ‘space elevator’: The saying; taking it to new heights is absolutely going to be taken to new heights if the Canadian firm Thoth Technology can pull this one off. They are calling it … Continue reading →

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Truer words were never spoken

Posted on 08/17/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

This was sent to me in an email by a friend of mine Russalino and I thought I would share it with The Goomba Gazetters. Can’t add too much if anything to these analogies. If you are past 50 you … Continue reading →

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You can bet your sweet Bippy

Posted on 08/17/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Mr. O is plotting his life in the hereafter: I don’t know if Rowan & Martin coined this catchy phrase; you can bet your sweet bippy; but they used it many times on their program many years ago. That little … Continue reading →

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From apprentice to journeyman overnight

Posted on 08/17/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Teens arrested in kidnapping, carjacking of federal agent: When someone is young and inexperienced, looking  for a trade they are going to pursue as they get older, they usually go through an apprenticeship that takes years to perfect and gradually … Continue reading →

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Captain; there is an iceberg ahead!!!

Posted on 08/16/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Still standing: Storms fail to knock down U.S. stocks: Today’s headlines with CNN read; The unsinkable US stock market. There once was a marvelous ship built called The Titanic that was thought to be indestructible and unsinkable. It was supposed … Continue reading →

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Transparent means, I can see right through you

Posted on 08/15/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Clinton downplays email scandal as petty politics; promises transparency: John Stossel would give this one a giant; give me a break!!!  If there is one word that accurately does not describe Bill’s wife integrity and her past performance in the political … Continue reading →

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The rich will get richer and the poor …….

Posted on 08/14/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Marines Return to Cuba to Raise US Flag for First Time in 54 Years: http://abcnews.go.com/International/marines-return-cuba-raise-us-flag-time-54/story?id=33085194 In my opinion, the primary reason for reigniting relations with Cuba is all about the almighty Green Backs. Coming in second may be humanitarian and … Continue reading →

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WAWGTGBTTWTOW???????

Posted on 08/14/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Emoji OMG: Clinton’s student debt Twitter push backfires: It is no secret that politicians will promise anything imaginable and bullshit through their eye teeth just to get the votes. There are absolutely no ethics when it comes to what a … Continue reading →

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