Tiger Woods is almost done paying off a $54 million mortgage as part of his divorce:

A good round figure that The Tiger agreed to pay the Tigress in their divorce settlement was about 100 million dollars. Part of the settlement was for Tiger to pay off their 54 million dollar crib. That certainly is living high on the tiger. Quiet a shack!!

When Tiger Woods’ divorced Elin Nordegren, a round figure of about 100 million was the number they agreed upon. That is a heavy price to pay for some Poon Tang, but for a guy that made over 1.3 Billlllion in his heyday 100 million is like a little kid pissing in the ocean. It is barely noticed.

Back in 2009 the Tigress used The Tiger’s face as a ranger ball when she blasted him with a 9 iron after she caught him tip toeing through the tulips with some bimbo. That little indiscretion cost The Tiger 100 million, some extensive plastic surgery, a large dentist bill  to replace his front ivories she knocked out and an Escalade he ran into a tree while the Tigress was chasing him down. On top of being a foolish philanderer, the guy is a piss poor driver.  Must have gone to a Chinese driving school.

Now he is on the hook to pay off the 54 million for his crib as part of the settlement. What a price to pay for some side nookie.  Will they ever learn??

I will dedicate this tune sung by Ricky Nelson to The Tiger, it seems so appropriate.