After an extremely long courtship ( 4 months); media mogul Rupert Murdoch and former supermodel Jerry Hall decided to tie the marital knot.

Mysteriously, there was a truck load of Viagra stole last week. I wonder if there is any connection between it’s disappearance and these impending  nuptials???

On second thought; Rupert being worth 11.2 BBBBBBillion, this old jock doesn’t have to resort to theft; that is until the next time he gets divorced. His last go-round in divorce court with Wendi Deng cost the old codger  1.2 BBBBBBBillion.

This multi-billionaire is no stranger to the altar. He has been married 3 times.  Each one of his I DON’T’S cost the old boy a pretty penny. He was married to  Patricia Booker from 1956–1967 /  Anna Murdoch Mann  from 1967–1999 /  Wendi Deng from 1999–2013.

His last marriage to Wendi Deng ended when he learned she had spent secret weekends with former British Prime Minister Tony Blair at his family’s California ranch. What are friends for, except to watch out for their buddy’s wife???

Is it possible  some of these wealthy old timers don’t understand; if they can’t take care of business, as some of the street people say; If you don’t take care of Ma Ma, Jody will do it for you. 

I often wondered about the guys like Mickey Rooney  (The Mick said I do 8 times). How many times do they have to repeat those words, for better or worse before they start feeling like a fool??

A person doesn’t have to be a Harvard graduate to know that this old man is a sucker when it comes to poon tang. If companionship is what he is looking for, he should buy a dog.

They are very loyal, never talks back, happy to see you and waiting with their  tail wagging when you walk in the door. Most of all, if you decide that the pooch is not the dog you wanted, it wouldn’t cost you a billion dollars to get rid of it.

Best of all, if you decide to part company, they are not as Ruff Ruff on the bank book as the skirts are.