Short story:
This future brain surgeon, Jason Donte Hayes from Providence Township made a feeble attempt at robbing a hose last month. His unprofessional venture got him the Dummy of the year award.
This desperate dummy kidnapped the lady of the house and had her drive him to an ATM machine but the machine would only kick out $240.00. Obviously not enough for the dummy thief and kidnapper.
Being the genius as he was; Hayes the dummy, told the lady to get together at least $1,500.00 and he would meet her in a designated parking lot in a couple of weeks. He name the day and told her she would not mistake him because he would wear the same cloths he had on this day. Brilliant!!!
I don’t think I need to tell tell the rest of the story.
Hayes better sharpen up his skills while he is in the slams. I don’t think he has what it takes to make a career out of a life of crime .


“You can’t fix: STUPID.”