Act of Congress lifts ban on Capitol Hill sledding:

In an unprecedented, uncharacteristic act, congress finally; like the label on an Ex-lax package reads; they finally made a move.

What do you know FOLKS, in a very critical situation that could have spelled life or death to millions in this country; congress finally did something that took them less then 6 months to decide on; they LIFTED A BAN ON SLEDDING.  You heard that right, lifted  a ban on sledding.  I really didn’t know they possessed that kind of authority.

I would assume that after the laborious, monumental and historical decision, they may all be taking a month or two off to recuperate. The poor people have to be exhausted.

It may be a good suggestion from here on in; whenever there is a pressing issue like passing a balanced budget – going to war or something else as insignificant as that, we should order a couple hundred tri-axles dump trucks full of snow and dump it in the chambers.  It is possible they function better when they are buried in the white stuff????

Our founding fathers, the guys with the wigs would be damn proud of FOLKS.

Take the next few months off guys; you deserve it.