Oil can Harry


Ted Cruz would radically reform taxes but also explode the debt:

Lets face facts FOLKS. When do we know when a politician is lying? Yes, when their mouth is open or their lips are moving.

Every-time I hear Cruz speak; he reminds me of Oil Can Harry or the elixir guy selling a cure all potion. Always on the con.

Step right up ladies and gents – what I have here is a cure all for everything from athletes feet to cancer.  It will make your hair grow and is far better than the Blue Pill. 

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Fortunately; the people that are not living on anther planet have come to acknowledge the fact that all politicians excel in only two thing. Number one is  mi Number two is looking out for their own interest.

Their approval rating last year was at a whopping 18%. Those numbers came from the people that are living on another planet. 82% disapproval and getting paid big bucks for their lack of effort. I can not even imagine that most of them could not work in the private sector with a job performance like that.

This applies to all of them – democrat – republican – communist – socialist and independent. They can not possibly come across with the promise they make when they are running for office. It is virtually and financial impossible.

I know if I were running for the Big Chair; I would promise everyone in the country a a paid for $500,000.00 house – a Rolls Royce – a lifetime coupon for free chicken at The Colonel’s place (one of my favorite foods) and no one would ever have to work again. We are working toward that last promise already.  I will guarantee that I would get at least a few million votes and possibly win.

Oil Can Harry has sent out so much bum scoop lately about Dr. Carson – The Trumpster – Rubio and a few others; I think I will get the lad entered in the next bullshitting contest held in Texas next month.

There is nothing worse than when someone starts rumors. Although in  many cases the truth finally comes out; the seed has still been planted and the stigma never wears off.

There have been many people through the years that have been victims of bull-shitters and they have literally been ruined and bankrupted.  I have read about a few people that sucked on a 6″ gas line because they could not live with the shame of the fabricated story.

We all better pray that the right person gets into office. We desperately need a change from the direction we are headed.

From what I have been reading; Bill’s wife claims she wants to get the check mark so she can continue to follow in Mr. O’s foot steps. If there was only one reason not to vote for her, it would be that.

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/obama_administration/obama_approval_index_history

Mr. O’s disapproval rating has been in the 50% bracket for months.  Bill’s wife wants to follow in those foot steps.

She will be very lucky if the Fat Brother’s Institution doesn’t latch on  to her first.

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