Todays top story

Posted on 04/01/2016 by The Goomba Gazette

NEWS FLASH: HOT OFF OF THE PRESSES FROM THE GOOMBA GAZETTE

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Shocking the entire world; Bill’s wife just announced she is dropping out of the presidential race.  She said that she is throwing all of her support to Bernie Baby – shit caning Wild Bill – she and Bern are going to tie the knot ASAP. She would rather be the 1st lady again instead of the 1st skirt.

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The Trumpster has seen the errors of his ways – is going to dump Melania and hook up with Megyn Kelly. Donny was overheard tell a close friend of his; if I can’t beat the broad I might as well marry her, then maybe she will give me the respect I so RICHLY deserve. 

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1 Response to Todays top story

  1. jimallega's avatar jimallega says:
    04/01/2016 at 10:34

    I wish

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