Kim Jong Un issues temporary ban on weddings and funerals for ‘security’

If any of the captive residence of North Korea have any plans of tying the knot or dying in the next week or so; fa-get-a-bout-it.

Kimmy Un Done; leader of the Workers’ Party of Korea Congress, a position he recently appointed himself to, is celebrating the occasion by making it mandatory for thousands of delegates to travel to Pyongyang to pay their respects to Kimmy during the gathering. The ceremony  that starts at the end of the week is expected to last several days.

The Kid Dick-tator must be awful paranoid and for some reason feel that his security is at risk. But for the life of me; I can’t understand why all the wedding and funerals in that time period are put on ice???  Must be a dick-taters thing.

Looking at the photograph above, it appears to me that The Kid is ballooning up pretty good.  No I don’t think it is the undersized hat. They must not have Jenny Craig programs north of the DMZ.

Possibly if we can persuade Kimmy into having Kirstie join his lunsman Rodman on his next goodwill trip; Kimmy  can get with Jenny before she makes the trip to see if Jenny can help the lad shed a few pounds.  If he keeps going at this pace, he might be attending his own funeral.

I hope no one falls asleep at the ceremony; The Kid will probably have them executed. He doesn’t want to tarnish his reputation.

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