Monthly Archives: November 2016

Sympathetic Steve

Posted on 11/19/2016 by The Goomba Gazette

Stephen Colbert Begs People To Stop Mocking World Leaders Like Kim Jong Un “Sticks and stones may break their bones, but words can really hurt them,” Colbert said. “It may not seem like it but as we speak heads of state are … Continue reading →

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Salty Sam slams reporter

Posted on 11/19/2016 by The Goomba Gazette

All of the fools that said they were leaving the USA if Trump got elected were just blowing smoke out of their rear tail pipe. It was all conversation. They know when they have a good thing. They know what … Continue reading →

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Payback can be a bitch

Posted on 11/18/2016 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News Congressman slanders Trump on the floor of the House Disregarding all House rules, Democratic Congressman Ruben Gallego denounces the President-elect as a ‘con artist’ and ‘sexual predator.’ http://www.billoreilly.com/video/video-of-the-day?vid=-526508060738432403#play If I were Ruben Gallego, I would not go ice … Continue reading →

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Squeaky clean???? NOT

Posted on 11/18/2016 by The Goomba Gazette

BURBANK, CA (TheSkunk.org) June 23, 2013 The Walt Disney Company today announced it has acquired Shantibody Media, the country’s largest producer of hardcore adult entertainment.  The announcement comes on the tail of disappointing box office revenue for a string of … Continue reading →

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Half of a message

Posted on 11/18/2016 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News Obama, speaking at a press conference in Germany, passed up the opportunity Thursday to tamp down the anti-Donald Trump protests back home — urging those taking part not to remain “silent.”  That half of a statement can be viewed or … Continue reading →

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Don’t sell the new guy Wolf tickets

Posted on 11/17/2016 by The Goomba Gazette

Sanctuary city mayors prepare for clash with Trump administration I think that some of the far lefties and the rest of the nonconformists are going to have to get used to the fact that Trump does not sell Wolf tickets. … Continue reading →

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Birds of a feather

Posted on 11/17/2016 by The Goomba Gazette

The Sean Hannity Show One of the names that is being floated as a replacement to Brazile is Congressman Keith Ellison of Minnesota. In recent days, Ellison has garnered the support of several high-profile Democrats including Senate Minority leader Harry … Continue reading →

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One small step for …..

Posted on 11/17/2016 by The Goomba Gazette

Trump transition team announces five-year lobbying ban for appointees One small step for reforming politics, one giant step for the country. Inch by inch – foot by foot – yard by yard – mile by mile, Donald Trump is going to change … Continue reading →

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Nutty professor – prognosticators personified

Posted on 11/16/2016 by The Goomba Gazette

(CNN) The man dubbed “Prediction Professor” for accurately calling every presidential election since 1984, including the 2016 election, now forecasts the impeachment of President-elect Donald Trump. Back in September Lichtman predicted that Trump was going to win. As a matter of … Continue reading →

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Of all things – Cafe Fellatio – what next?

Posted on 11/16/2016 by The Goomba Gazette

In the Land of Swiss cheese, they are known for many of their accomplishments. They make some of the best swiss cheese in the world, their swiss time pieces are second to none and they have an innate talent for … Continue reading →

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