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Report: N. Korea executes officials with anti-aircraft guns for ‘enraging’ Kim Jong Un

To all of the fake news folks here in the good old US of A, stop and think about what they do in North Korea to fake news forecasters.

North Korea executed five senior security officials for making false reports that “enraged” leader Kim Jong Un, South Korea’s Yonhap news agency reported Monday.

The five were killed with anti-aircraft guns, (this Kid-Dick-tator doesn’t play around)  the National Intelligence Service said. He didn’t use the conventional method of executing his opposition with assault weapons or by hanging, he did it with anti-aircraft guns. There probably was not enough left of the people executed to put in an envelope to send to their families.

It wasn’t immediately clear what the “false reports” were. These people were just at the wrong place at the wrong time when the kid decided to off a few of them.  Possibly one or more of the executed were bad rapping the Kid’s haircut.

To all the fakers in the liberal media (I hope I spelled that right), if you think you got it rough here, take a trip with Denny the next time he goes to see his soul mate and write a fake story on their turf.  찰리 야 행운을 빌어