Jenrry Mejia Reinstated by MLB After Lifetime Ban for PEDs

It seems to me Commissioner Rob Manfred didn’t go past the 2nd grade or he may have been adequately $$$$ per$uaded.

More than two years after Jenrry Mejia received a lifetime ban from Major League Baseball for repeatedly failing drug tests, the right-hander has been reinstated. 

Mejia was permanently suspended back in February 2016 following a third positive test for performance-enhancing drugs. That most recent failed drug test was the result of boldenone, an anabolic steroid that increases muscle mass.

He was initially suspended in April 2015 for 80 games following a positive test for the anabolic steroid stanozolol. He was then suspended one season’s worth of games in July after testing positive for both stanozolol and boldenone while serving his first ban.

I have including an addition table for 2nd graders just in case Manfred may need it in the future.  Lifetime does not = 2 years.

What is the old saying about money talks and shit pitches????