I hear that JJ is looking of the right skirt for a running mate. I wonder what her qualifications have to be?? Someone that doesn’t mind getting her back rubbed – someone that likes sweet nothings whispered in her ear – possibly an ex-secretary of state or someone that just loves to be tickled??

I heard through the grape vine; Yukon Sara isn’t busy at the moment. Or is she still making plans to bomb Russia??

JJ, the choices are slim and not many to pick from. I think you and CHC would make good running mates, BUTT I do not think she will settle for the VP spot. If you two can come to terms; in your spare time you can play the old game; CAN YOU TOP THAT, to see whose bullshit is more believable.

Good hunting mate.