The Mad Hatter said a mouthful
When is the last time you got laid Sonny??
From my own experience I could say one of the only benefits of getting older is, getting older.
It is not how long you live it is how well you live. A person is better off kicking the bucket at 30 years old after living a halfway decent life, then living till 90 in total misery.
The fool that said hard work never hurt anybody; the sons-of-bitch never did any hard work.
My suggestion of the month is; the next time you eat a steak you better enjoy it, it may be your last.
Don’t forget to put your choppers in, it’s a lot easier to chew.
If it is at all possible financially and physically, don’t ever wait till you are ready to cash in and say to yourself, “I wish I would have”. Make a bucket list and get out there and do it.
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