GET TO THE BRASS KNUCKLES

Sunday, in a private suit at Paycor Stadium in Cincinnati, Stephanie Niles, the girlfriend of Bengals quarterback Jake Browning was spotted by a CBS camera celebrating a touchdown in her customized white bodysuit and the rest is history thanks to the fashion sense of her cousin, Taylor Damron.

This not so bashful babe does not leave much to the imagination. I really can’t say that I blame her. If you got it, show off. BUTTTTT.

I’m a little up in the air about this. Any guy who is hooked up with a woman that looks like this has to be one tough son-of-a-bitch and ready to fight at the drop of a hat everywhere he goes.

It is a tough call to make. If a person was born with a body like this, it is shameful that they cannot show it off. On the other hand, dressing so provocatively it is really asking for a problem.

If she or her mate takes offense to cat calls and people being obnoxious, she really doesn’t have to dress the way she does. She definitely has to be a status seeker or an exhibitionist.

For those reasons alone I don’t think that I could get tied up with somebody like her who is constantly seeking attention. It’s not worth the hassle or the bumps and bruises.

After a good couple of rolls in the hayloft for sure, then it would be time to get my hat.