Martin County Sheriff John Budensiek confirmed in a news conference that Woods was traveling at “a high rate of speed” when his vehicle collided with another car, resulting in his vehicle rolling over onto the driver’s side.
The Tiger should be able to drive as well as he plays golf.
It looks like he was aiming for the first plug but missed.
It must be a bitch to have all that he has, but in reality, he has nothing. Whata fuckin SAD SACK.
MESSAGE TO THE BOY: Tiger, you have enough coin to hire 50 drivers. Leave the driving to them so you can juice as much as you want. You’d better give it up, or else you’ll kill someone.
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