Author Archives: The Goomba Gazette

Florida porch pirate stole packages, planned to re-gift them for Christmas https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-porch-pirate-stole-packages-planned-re-gift-them-christmas Smile you thieving bitch you’re on Candid camera. Bah humbug. We all know who’s going to get a lump of coal in their stocking for Christmas

Female soldier graduates Army’s sniper school in historic first https://www.foxnews.com/us/female-soldier-graduates-armys-sniper-school-historic-first Just like the Virginia slim commercial, you’ve come a long way baby. This is one lady you do not want to mess with. She can get you up close and … Continue reading →

DOJ prosecutor accused of limiting questions on Biden during Hunter probe expected to appear for deposition https://www.foxnews.com/politics/doj-prosecutor-accused-limiting-questions-biden-during-hunter-probe-expected-deposition Fry all of the thieves. They are all nearly as bad as Ted Kennedy. He got away with murder.

Boston mayor sends holiday party invite meant only for ‘electeds of color,’ dividing city councilors https://www.foxnews.com/media/boston-mayor-sends-holiday-party-invite-meant-electeds-color-dividing-city-councilors When are the white people going to get their head out of their ass and quit voting into office racist people like this witch … Continue reading →

Calls grow for Congress to subpoena Jeffrey Epstein’s flight logs despite Democrat ‘stonewalling’ Rep. Tim Burchett, R-Tenn., joins Sen. Marsha Blackburn, R-Tenn., in demanding the records Gotta be a lot of High fluting swing dicks shitting in their pants. What … Continue reading →