Author Archives: The Goomba Gazette

Biden admin quietly developing settlement with groups seeking to tear down key power source ‘Congress alone has the authority’ to breach federal dams, lawmakers write in letter to White House https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-admin-quietly-developing-settlement-groups-seeking-tear-down-key-power-source Biden administration is quietly discussing a potentially far-reaching settlement with … Continue reading →

Sweetheart deal releases connected accused serial rapist who threatened to bite officer’s finger off Bowen Turner, son of an investigator for a South Carolina prosecutor, allegedly raped three teens but never faced trial Three women accused Turner of rape in … Continue reading →

The ass kissing screwball Gov. Gavin Newsom is on the receiving end of a mountain of criticism after admitting that San Francisco’s speedy clean-up of dirty streets and homeless encampments was timed for the visit of Xi Jinping and other … Continue reading →

Knowing what we know about China’s honesty and integrity it leads me to wonder whose team Kamikaze Joe’s playing on. U.S. energy experts are warning of the economic and national security implications of President Biden’s pact with China this week to move … Continue reading →

Biden hands China big win with military deal, experts say: ‘Incredibly poor decision’ https://www.foxnews.com/us/biden-hands-china-big-win-military-deal-experts-say-incredibly-poor-decision Deal would limit use of AI in nuclear weapons, drones If Charlie Chan told me that me both of his parents were not Chinese and he … Continue reading →

It is like shaking hands with a dead piece of codfish. Their handshake is about as sincere as their intentions. One bit of advice I have for them both, count your fingers!! HOW REAL MEN SHAKE

Israeli PM Netanyahu warns America: ‘If we don’t win now, then Europe is next and you’re next’ Netanyahu spoke about Israel’s ongoing war with Hamas during an interview with Sean Hannity This man Kamakazi and his policies are bound and … Continue reading →

Megan Rapinoe says championship injury ‘proof’ there isn’t a god Rapinoe went down in 6th minute of NWSL Championship “I’m not a religious person or anything and if there was a god, like, this is proof that there isn’t,” Rapinoe … Continue reading →

Biden campaign official says 1 term not enough to fix financial woes Biden spokesman cites ‘brick wall of MAGA extremism’ while discussing how to improve economy You gotta give it to the son of a bitches; they have bigger balls … Continue reading →

Golf influencer Paige Spiranac amazed at ‘outrage’ over cheeky golf photo: ‘I think it’s quite tame’ Spiranac received backlash over the post on Instagram This attention seeker sure knows how to rattle the bush, or is it her boobs. I … Continue reading →