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https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/01/opinions/mitch-mcconnell-health-elderly-newton-small/index.html Follow up to previous post: It is time to pasteurize the old War Horse … Posted on 08/30/2023 by The Goomba Gazette Our aging leaders are increasingly being criticized (often, though not always, by their opponents) as “too old” for the job. If 2024 shapes up to be … Continue reading →

Biden trashed for embellishing house fire while trying to relate to natural disaster victims: ‘Lying again’ ‘Joe Biden is lying about his kitchen fire… again,’ one user wrote on X Social media critics tore into President Joe Biden on Wednesday after the … Continue reading →

McConnell freezes up again during Kentucky news conference McConnell unable to speak during news conference just one month after a similar incident Don’t let go honey I had three falls already this week This guy has been in politics since … Continue reading →

Kamala Harris says America experiencing ‘epidemic of hate’ after Florida Dollar General shooting Gunman Ryan Christopher Palmeter, 21, killed three Black people in what the Jacksonville sheriff called a ‘racially motivated’ attack Vice President Kamala Harris said Sunday that many Black … Continue reading →

POLITICS Biden alcohol czar says US may follow Canada, limit beers to two a week: ‘what a joke’ The American alcohol consumption recommendations are up for review in 2025 https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-alcohol-czar-says-us-may-follow-canada-limit-beers-two-week What’s next; what time to eat, when to sleep, when … Continue reading →

Biden plans to ask Congress for funding to develop new COVID vaccine, may require shot for all The announcement comes near a year after Biden declared the pandemic was ‘over’ Just another giant step by BIDENISM and his crew to … Continue reading →

Japan begins release of radioactive wastewater from Fukushima nuclear plant into Pacific Ocean The Japanese government and TEPCO say the water must be released to make room for the plant’s decommissioning and to prevent accidental leaks. They say the treatment … Continue reading →

Exiled Russian warlord who crossed Putin was on plane that crashed, killing 10, officials say It is absolutely a foregone conclusion that anyone who fucks with Putin will not be around to see too more many sunsets. Russian Wagner Group … Continue reading →

Spanish coach appears to touch coach’s chest in World Cup … http://www.independent.co.uk › Indy TV › Sport The horny bastard was way out of line by grabbing a handful of Hooters. That just shows the arrogance of some so called celebrities … Continue reading →

‘Read the room:’ Biden jokes about the ‘hot ground’ while observing Maui fire damage President Biden visited Maui following deadly wildfires that killed over 110 people Does anybody really think this clown gives a shit about the people in Hawaii … Continue reading →