Author Archives: The Goomba Gazette

White House brutally mocks Kamala Harris’ ‘cackle’ after former VP drops F-bomb, suggests admin is ‘crazy’ Harris made ‘crazy’ remark during an invite-only Los Angeles event while promoting her memoir You can take the broad out of the Ghetto (or … Continue reading →

Hamas accepts Trump peace plan ending 2 years of war in Gaza, returning hostages Trump invokes scripture in touting new peace deal https://www.foxnews.com/world/hamas-accepts-trump-peace-plan-ending-2-years-war-gaza-returning-hostages The Donald said he was going to be the best president ever, and it looks like his … Continue reading →

Kamala Harris berated staff for not prepping her for health podcast interview: ‘What the f—was that?’ https://www.foxnews.com/media/kamala-harris-berated-staff-not-prepping-her-health-podcast-interview-what-f-was-that Should that surprise anyone?? She probably is as nasty as Leona Hemsley, the queen of mean. Incidents like this just demonstrate how small … Continue reading →

National Guard now in place for Oregon amid ‘chaos, death and destruction’: Trump https://www.foxnews.com/politics/national-guard-now-place-oregon-amid-chaos-death-destruction-trump Time to lock and load fellas. The troops have to be more brutal than the rioters for them to get their point across and understand the … Continue reading →

DAVID MARCUS: My run-in shows that, in Portland, it’s the cops who are handcuffed https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/david-marcus-my-run-in-shows-portland-its-cops-who-handcuffed In places like Oregon this country is gonna pay a big price for allowing these fucking renegades to run wild. Pay me  now or much … Continue reading →

Trump to attend Tuesday’s unprecedented gathering of US military commanders Nearly 800 generals and flag officers from around world summoned on short notice https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-attend-tuesdays-unprecedented-gathering-us-military-commanders Personally, I think it is extremely dangerous to have so many high-ranking military people from around … Continue reading →

Epstein documents released by House Democrats name Elon Musk, Steve Bannon and Peter Thiel House Democrats release heavily redacted pages from Jeffrey Epstein’s apparent schedule and ledger “It should be clear to every American that Jeffrey Epstein was friends with … Continue reading →

Trump says Comey ‘placed a cloud over the entire nation’ with Crossfire Hurricane, reacts to indictment Trump spoke exclusively with Fox News Digital I have been saying this for years; just like the old worn-out pins in a bowling alley, … Continue reading →

Pentagon seeks Trump approval for first US military execution in 60 years following Fort Hood mass shooting Nidal Hasan killed 13 people in the 2009 Fort Hood shooting and has exhausted all appeals Madman Nidal Malik Hasan is an American … Continue reading →

Trump admin reunites with Elon Musk in pursuit of AI dominance: ‘Benefit of the country’ Elon Musk thanked President Trump in a statement https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-admin-reunites-with-elon-musk-in-pursuit-ai-dominance-benefit-of-country There is nothing I would like better, for the sake of the country, than to see … Continue reading →