Author Archives: The Goomba Gazette

If The Donald only knew how to firme HIS La Bouche, There is no doubt in my mind that he would still be sitting in the big chair, if he could have close his mouth and locked that gigantic ego … Continue reading →

California man arrested for child porn after wife found hidden camera, turned him in Ryan Rovito, 34, was charged with the possession of child pornography Police obtained a search warrant for the devices and detectives performed a preliminary forensic analysis … Continue reading →

Come on people stormy Daniels was nothing but a fucking high-priced hooker. Can you even guess how many ladies of the night have visited the White House after hours or been taken to a hotel motel by the not-so-secret-service fellas … Continue reading →

I hated to be the messenger of bad news and screw up a major holiday for the Irish people, so I waited until the day after, when all the Paddy’s are nursing a gigantic hangover. For many centuries the Irish … Continue reading →

Dr. Rachel Levine says changing kids’ genders will soon be fully embraced: ‘Wheels will turn on this’ Levine also said gender-affirming care for minors had the ‘highest support’ of the Biden administration Levine is the highest sissy/transgender in the US … Continue reading →

Stephen Colbert calls out Kamala Harris sidestepping question of what her ‘actual role’ is as vice president Harris admits the HBO show ‘Veep’ is ‘quite accurate’ to her life as VP Do nothing TOKEN Black Broad about sums it up. … Continue reading →

NYC Democrat calls out liberal governor, Biden as city turns shuttered McDonald’s into migrant ‘mega shelter’ Robert Holden suggests migrants should stay in Mexico, cites backlogged system for asylum claims If Kamikaze Joe could get his way, I would bet … Continue reading →

Pope Francis says Catholic Church banning priests from engaging in sex is ‘temporary’ The Catholic Church began requiring celibacy in the 11th century Give me a F-in break Frankie, you boys have been testing the waters and sneaking under the … Continue reading →

That’s probably one of the biggest deficits of being a celebrity; you don’t know if people are kissing your ass because they genuinely like you or they want to get next to that big fat wallet you have bulging out … Continue reading →

Newsom’s California pushes billions in reparations payments as state faces budget deficit disaster State task force proposes doling out $360K per person as amends for slavery This sick puppy and his crew have put California billions of dollars in debt. … Continue reading →