Category Archives: dummies

Talk about imbicles

Posted on 04/06/2016 by The Goomba Gazette

Arizona college imposes mandatory fee to fund scholarship for illegal immigrants Ok FOLKS; in Arizona; get your wallet open so you can help support undocumented immigrants. Next thing you know, if the bleeding hearts have their way,  they will be … Continue reading →

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Does this ring a bell????

Posted on 03/31/2016 by The Goomba Gazette

When I listened to the video the Governor of Ab-a-lama  made I thought I was having a problem with my hearing aid or experiencing  deja-vu all over again. http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/30/politics/alabama-governor-aide-resigns/index.html It sounds eerily similar to this video. What is the deal … Continue reading →

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It took the NFL five months to figure it out

Posted on 05/06/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Tom Brady likely knew of ‘inappropriate activities,’ Deflategate report says: No shit Sherlock – the NFL better put on some new slewths to handle the delinquents that play for their organization. Anyone that originally bought the nonsense that Brady and … Continue reading →

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What a chicken-shit place to work

Posted on 04/22/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Pregnant Popeyes Manager Fired After Refusing To Pay For Armed Robbery: We can say with relative certainty that Popeye Chicken in Channelview, Tx is a pretty chicken-shit place to work.                Marissa Holcomb who … Continue reading →

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Dastardly driver

Posted on 12/30/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Talk about a heartless dude. Some bust out bus driver in the Land of Pines Trees gets four thumbs down today for his despicable behavior. http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2014/12/30/dnt-blind-couple-denied-bus-seats.kcpq.html This creep threw a blind couple off of his bus because their designated seating … Continue reading →

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녀석은 볼기를 필요로

Posted on 12/12/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

대한 항공 회장은 딸의 폭발에 대한 사과 : 이 작은 버릇없는 녀석이 누군가의 무릎 위에 배치 할 필요가 그녀의 엉덩이가 몇 번 swatted 부려 얻을 같던데. 조양호, 최근 비행의 첫 번째 클래스 섹션에 있던 대한 항공 (주) 회장의 딸을 넣어 … Continue reading →

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The brat needs a spanking

Posted on 12/12/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Korean Air chairman apologizes for daughter’s outburst: Sounds to me like this little spoiled brat needs to be put over someone’s knee and get her pamper ass swatted a few times. When Cho Yang-ho, the daughter of the chairman of … Continue reading →

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Chivalry is long gone

Posted on 11/17/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Huffington Post Saints Fan Steals Ball From Female Bengals Fan, Just Doesn’t Care: A Sir Galahad he is not. The days of a chivalrous man laying his cape over a mud puddle so some fair maiden could cross over without … Continue reading →

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This dude grabbed the wrong person’s ass

Posted on 09/04/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Man assaults jogger, discovers she’s a Deputy U.S. Marshal: There is “Dumb and there is Dumber”; this punk is both of them. PITTSBURGH, Pa.– A man allegedly grabbed a jogger’s buttocks and pulled down her shorts Tuesday, and then found … Continue reading →

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Idiot producer

Posted on 09/03/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

The people that made this video are trouble making, agitating  people that are just out stirring up the shit-pot to see how many flies come out of it. The video is labeled “funny or die”; funny it isn’t. When are … Continue reading →

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