Category Archives: dummies

Rivers is up the river with this one

Posted on 04/26/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Joan Rivers won’t apologize to Ohio women over controversial joke: A nun in Catholic school once told me “an empty barrels always make the loudest noise.”                       That seems to be the case with “motor … Continue reading →

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Put a zipper on it you anti-christers

Posted on 04/22/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Humanist group sues NJ school district over ‘under God’ in Pledge of Allegiance: A national humanist group is suing a New Jersey school district on behalf of a family that believes the phrase “under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance … Continue reading →

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Should have left your windows open dummy

Posted on 04/13/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Boston firefighters smash brand new BMW to access fire hydrant: Some dummy who thinks parking regulations are just for the little guys got a big surprise when he came back to pick up his ride and saw that the city’s … Continue reading →

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Cover your ass up you ass

Posted on 04/08/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Kate Middleton, Prince William Receive Traditional Maori Welcome in New Zealand:  I don’t care what the traditions are with the Maori Tribe. This guy should have used a little more tact and respect when he was meeting the future queen … Continue reading →

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That’s one hell of an expensive cab ride

Posted on 03/25/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Payin’ Putin: As Ukraine crisis simmers, NASA to pay Russia $71M for rocket ride: As we say where I come from “you gotta be shitting me!” The U.S. will pay Russia $70.7 million for a single shuttle ride aboard the … Continue reading →

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Gotta know when to hold and know when to fold!!!

Posted on 03/06/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Gambler sues casino, says he lost $500,000 playing drunk: LAS VEGAS — A businessman who lost $500,000 on table games at a Las Vegas casino on Super Bowl weekend is arguing that he shouldn’t have to pay because he was … Continue reading →

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3-Year-Olds Are Assholes: by Sarah Fader

Posted on 02/28/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

3-Year-Olds Are Assholes: Sarah Fader is probably one of the most uncouth women I have ever read about. Any mother that refers to her 3 year old and other 3 year old  kids as an “asshole”, she needs to see … Continue reading →

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Can’t always have it both ways; the $$$$ always wins out

Posted on 02/27/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Passenger charged with punching flight attendant: A man who punched a flight attendant on a Los Angeles-bound jetliner has been charged with interfering with a flight crew. I think it should be assault and battery and endangering other. The FBI … Continue reading →

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DC’s Grimm Reaper

Posted on 01/29/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Some of the boys in DC are turning that place into the UFC or WWF with the latest round of altercations; this one between representative Michael Grimm (may I say his last name fits his personality) and a young reporter … Continue reading →

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Baby its cold outside

Posted on 01/07/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Cold weather chases escaped inmate back to prison: This guy is both a bad crook for getting caught and being sent up and stupid for not checking the weather forecast before he made his “Alcatraz move” from a prison in … Continue reading →

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