Category Archives: dummies

Where do you put the key in to start this thing?

Posted on 03/22/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

CBS News Man impersonating pilot arrested on US Airways flight: Police sources told KYW that 61-year-old Philippe Jernnard, of La Rocelle, France, was wearing a shirt with an Air France logo on it and carrying a black jacket resembling a … Continue reading →

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The dummy brothers

Posted on 02/18/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Google News Brothers blow up house while celebrating lottery win with drugs: I am sure that everyone has heard the old saying “they couldn’t stand success”. Well these two “dummy dope head” brothers from Kansas are living proof of this … Continue reading →

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Keep beating your chest Kim

Posted on 02/12/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

CNN North Korea says it conducted new, more powerful nuclear test: Baby Kim or is it Kim Baby is a prime example of a young kid trying to walk in his father and grandfather shoes. In this situation is not … Continue reading →

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The meter is running honey, take your time!!!

Posted on 01/19/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

TwinCity.com: Minnesota lawyer who had affair with client bills her for time spent having sex: I always knew that most of the ambulance chasers were unscrupulous and don’t have the least level of integrity in their bones but this bird … Continue reading →

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Fourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr – here we go again – make that putt Tiger

Posted on 01/17/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Disgraced golfer Tiger Woods tries to ‘win back ex-wife Elin with a $200 million deal and she says yes!’, claims new report: This article was sent to me from one of my top notch roving reporters. Like they say in … Continue reading →

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Ba Humbug – Urban disgrace

Posted on 12/10/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

‘Edgy’ Urban Outfitters’ holiday mailing drops barrage of F-bombs: There should be an Ur-ban and a boycott put on Urban Outfitters; but I am sure that there are many nincompoops that have the same childish, imbecilic mentality as Out of … Continue reading →

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You lost what?

Posted on 12/03/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Report: 6 million pounds of gunpowder improperly stored in Louisiana: We all have hear or said at one time or another “where did I leave my glasses – where are my car keys – did anyone see my credit card … Continue reading →

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What did you learn at Harvard Janie? Bondage?

Posted on 12/01/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News Harvard to welcome kinky sex club for students: I guess that this is a good example of what “higher education” has evolved to. It is not the fact that Harvard is teaching these half-wit kids about kinky sex … Continue reading →

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Charlie Mc Carthy and company

Posted on 11/27/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Republican senators say Rice meeting just leaves more questions unanswered: Three Republican senators who met Tuesday with U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice say they left the meeting with more unanswered questions about her comments after the deadly September 11 attack on … Continue reading →

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Blackeye Friday

Posted on 11/24/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Black Friday? Talk about the retail store industry influencing and using a play on words to bring in the half-crazed  shoppers to part with their hard earned money on “Black Friday”. Black Friday is a day that some promotional expert … Continue reading →

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