Category Archives: Foreign News

The epitome of a materialistic glutton

Posted on 05/14/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Talk about insatiability; this guy takes the first prize! This Sultan of Brunei or should he be called the Sultan of Self-indulgence. With all of those medals on his chest, I bet the closest he has ever come to a … Continue reading →

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The Springs made him do it!!

Posted on 05/13/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Oscar Pistorius’ Shrink Says Leg Amputations Gave Him Mental Disorder: Throughout this academy award performance on the part of “Spring Man”, all the lies and deceit throughout months of this high-profile trial; out of the clear blue sky Oscar’s ambulance … Continue reading →

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Silvio “The Slick ” scivola di nuovo

Posted on 05/09/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Silvio “The Slick ” scivola di nuovo Inviato il 2014/05/09 da The Goomba Gazette Berlusconi comincia frase comunità di un anno : Gli Stati Uniti non è l’unico paese al mondo che ha catturato un grave caso di ” afflunenza … Continue reading →

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Silvio “The Slick” slides again

Posted on 05/09/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Berlusconi begins one-year community sentence: The USA is not the only country in the world that has caught a severe case of “afflunenza.” It has become almost a foregone conclusion that when some mega buckers get their rich asses in … Continue reading →

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Flush it first please

Posted on 05/03/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Brazilian Fan Killed by Thrown Toilet in World Cup Host City: The Brazilian Bad Boys are taking poor sportsmanship to a whole new level. As everyone knows the Boys from Brazil are notorious for not taking any shit from anyone … Continue reading →

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It is a-boot time

Posted on 05/01/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Mayor Rob Ford’s Most Outrageous One-Liners: Toronto’s crack-smoking mayor Rob Ford has announced he’s taking a leave of absence to seek treatment for alcohol addiction, the latest in a long line of headline-grabbing public statements by Ford. Some of the … Continue reading →

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Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of man?

Posted on 04/16/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Meet the victims and accused in Calgary’s student-party stabbing: It appears that all of the psychopaths  are not all in the lower 48. Some of our Canadian cousins are joining the ranks of the criminally insane. This twisted minded Canadian … Continue reading →

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Ease off the sause guys

Posted on 04/12/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Russia Wants To Annex The Moon: It appears to me that the Red Square Ruskies are tipping too much Vodka lately with this power struggle and country take-overs of theirs. Not only are they trying take over and control all … Continue reading →

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Charlie Chan must be loaded!!

Posted on 04/08/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Small Chinese cup sells for $36 million: HONG KONG – A Shanghai collector bought a rare Ming Dynasty cup that’s touted as the “holy grail” of China’s art world for $36 million at a Hong Kong auction on Tuesday, smashing … Continue reading →

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Never try to bull-shit a bull-shitter

Posted on 04/08/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Pistorius trial: If The Blade Runner doesn’t get convicted for killing his girl-friend as he should, he definitely will be in LA next year to receive the Academy award for the best performance of the year. I understand that the … Continue reading →

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